Your town.

[Flux]

lol at this site, its wiki, but with user created jokes.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Croydon

place i live.
everything is true in that article.

just /"yourtown" after wiki.

[RAGEMAN]

it is too good old shottingham lol

[sLii[Pp]Y]

They havent even got my town on their thats how much of a shit hole it is

[Mazman]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Exeter

lollable.

[Phoenix]

Havn't got my town on there either :/

[Centarius]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Harlow


yeah thats pretty true, cept for cidar filled slags, usually vodka lol.

[Pressure]

Contents of a typical Leicester

* 97% Chinese & Indians
Religious cults who ambush you in the streets and attempt to get you to worship their almighty glove puppets of doom or be lathered in crude oil and thrown in the Rancor pit,whilst being sliced up into a mighty fine curry.

Yeah you have to love Leicester!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Leicester

[WordPlay]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Barnsley

HAHAHAHA

Spot on.

[Phoenix]

"attempt to get you to worship their almighty glove puppets of doom."
.. Awesome.

[Recoil]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Barnsley

HAHAHAHA

Spot on.

haha! my dad is from Barnsley. i used 2 Visit that **** hole every few months 2 see family. i can't remember the name of the road but all the houses are boarded up with spiked gates, security cams and kids snorting ice on the streets. we were rolling down there in a new BMW, we got looks......bad ones then we were followed by adult chavs on mo-peds.

anyway! heres my cit....i mean town :(

Real Wiki about Reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading,_Berkshire

LOLZ Wiki about Reading. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Reading%2C_Berkshire

[Recoil]

lol at this site, its wiki, but with user created jokes.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Croydon

place i live.
everything is true in that article.

just /"yourtown" after wiki.

haha, with ur 1st hand experience, is that all true?

[WordPlay]

Whereabouts in Barnsley he from?

[Ninjizmo]

Muggings and Arson are currently Meltonian's favorite activities, though others choose to indulge in more leisurely pass-times such as urinating in Melton Waves Hydro Pool, derailing the V-Line Bacchus Marsh Express train, sitting on BMX's in front of Tuckerbag Supermarket while spitting at the elderly, or performing a 'Melton Tapdance'
LMFAO! thats gotta be the wrong link

[Recoil]

pontefract road

[EggyJoshua]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Glenrothes

Brilliant.

"The town was recently voted Scotlands ugliest." - True story unfortunately.

[WordPlay]

If thats where I think it is, in Lundwood, then its defo a shithole, bin trhough there a couple times.

Barnsley centre is good, great night out.

[Phoenix]

"Swansea went missing in 1945. Not even Jesus cared."

"On the 27 May 2006, Swansea was destroyed by a nuclear attack from Russia. £15 worth of damage was dealt and civilisation is yet to tell the difference."

"Swansea is also home to the famous MTJ monster, which lives on the skulls and lungs of his victims. He is often seen eating animals such as bees, and can regularly be seen chewing on a half a bee." ... wtf. lol.

[skar]

Birmingham

If you live in the even shittier parts of the city or your an asylum seeker eg Perry Barr, Witton, then its the 11A.

Reppin Perry Barr woooo.

Burmese Culture

Getting high

selling drugs

downloading

bootlegging

stealing

beeping horns

relaxing

claiming benefits

and being gangster

bein sick and binge drinkin

feeding pigeons

teenage sex / pregnancy

chav


Sounds about right :)

[flixy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camberwell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Dulwich

my mums area, i live just between the two

rep

where my dad lives, and where my school is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Dulwich

[XUnit]

Just lol.

There are many interesting sights in Berlin including, but limited to:


The Berlin Lederhosen, Pumpernickel, Bratwurst, Tuba, Beer and Scheißeporn Emporium - for all your German stereotype needs.



The Brandenburg Gate - Have you seen that show, Stargate (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Stargate)? The Brandenburg Gate's like that, except it just leads back to Berlin.



The Reichstag (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Reichstag) Building - Bring your own marshmallows and frankfurts!



The Bismark Memorial - Pilgrims place gifts of pickles and schnapps at the feet of the statue of this great man, in the hope that his ghost will cure them of Austrians (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Austria).



The former East German Parliament House - It was from the steps of this historic building that Nikita Khruschev made his historic speech I am not a Berliner, and neither is Kennedy, who does he think he's fooling and you, yes you, the blonde in the fourth row, what are you doing tonight?



The Quaint German Sex Pervert District - I tell you, the more straight laced they look, the more straight laced they ain't.



The Berlin Airlift Memorial - Comemerating the occasion in 1906 (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/1906) when Berlin was lifted into the air and transported all the way from India (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/India).



The Famous Germanic Cafes Doenerkebap on Kaiser Wilhelmstrasse HitlerstrasseStalinstrasse Kaiser Mingstrasse Tuerkenstrasse.



Berlin is home to the Blitz (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Berlin_Blitz), one of the premier teams of the MLB (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/MLB). During the 1940s (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/1940s), the golden era of Major League Bloodbath (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Major_League_Bloodbath), millions of spectators across Europe saw the Blitz play.



The justly famous Berliner monument, consisting of a large, jelly filled donut. The population of West Germany was astounded to hear President Kennedy's historic announcement that he was a popular confectionary treat. They turned to each other and said, "That American President, he's not so smart is he? He just said he is a donut. Maybe the Russians are a better bet- they may be Commies, but at least they aren't delusional." The grateful German population erected this monument to Kennedy's ineptitude. It is kind of stale, but they keep it around because stupid American tourists will still pay good money to see it.



There are a lot of smugly self satisfied "expats (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Expats)" from America who are here working on "important" (but rather vague) "cultural" projects, i.e. unlistenable "dance" music, unreadable books, piss poor poetry, etc. The German word for these people is "Lebenskünstler (in)". They are actually not all that interesting, to tell the truth and it is probably best to ignore them in the hope that they will go back to whatever Godforsaken dump spawned them.



The Berlin Metro (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Subway) famously extends to Paris (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Paris) and across the English Channel (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/English_Channel) to London (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/London), making it the world's longest system. Its ornately decorated stations will take your breath away, leaving you as most Berliners are: dead on the inside.



Edit.. there's one about "Knut" as well, linked under "Frightening people".


“This thing is a menace to... Oh, look at his cute little eyes, he's so cute!”

"Knut (pronounced Otto Von Bismarck (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Otto_Von_Bismarck)) (born at the Berlin Zoo, somewhere in former Nazi (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nazi) Germany (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Germany) on December 32nd 2009) is a polar bear born to what is considered to be a combination of a polar bear and a cute little baby (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Your_Mom) is currently the subject of current German Music. He is on the rise as one of the greatest german pop sensations ever! Being only six months old has already released 7 albums, 3 documentaries, and is conversing with various movie producers about his first feature length movie[1] (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Knut#cite_note-0)"

etc.

[Reckonage]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Salisbury

LMAO its actually really accurate.

[Flux]

haha, with ur 1st hand experience, is that all true?

croydons a shithole, and full of somalians.

you touch them and get hepatitis c of those motherfuckers.

[goodgoa]

croydons a shithole, and full of somalians.

you touch them and get hepatitis c of those motherfuckers.
Word. So very true.