Heyy I'm a cunt!

[TheHatchetMan]

No I am not here to post an unsuccesful application.
I am TheHatchetMan, born and raised in Northern Ireland.
I am also a cunt on cg in the general discussion section so some of you may know me for being a cunt (<3 cent). Although I am not actually that bad, I just like to wind up the geeks.
I am 18 years old and shall be at uni in september, where I do not have a clue, roll on clearing!
I am insomniac and stay up till 5am most evenings. So I new forum to spam is always good, especially when CG is down.
Clan wise I am in - BP for all games, aF- for bf and trialing for Blood Angels on socom.
I hope you enjoy my intro.

If you have nothing to say then say something nasty as all the cool peoples intros last at least 2 pages.

[Phoenix]

Hello :] Welcome to the forum!

[DwarFyy]

No I am not here to post an unsuccesful application.I am TheHatchetMan, born and raised in Northern Ireland.
I am also a cunt on cg in the general discussion section so some of you may know me for being a cunt (<3 cent). Although I am not actually that bad, I just like to wind up the geeks.
I am 18 years old and shall be at uni in september, where I do not have a clue, roll on clearing!
I am insomniac and stay up till 5am most evenings. So I new forum to spam is always good, especially when CG is down.
Clan wise I am in - BP for all games, aF- for bf and trialing for Blood Angels on socom.
I hope you enjoy my intro.

If you have nothing to say then say something nasty as all the cool peoples intros last at least 2 pages.

lol. * High 5 *

Welcome dude.

[Makaveli]

Ban asap...

Welcome btw.

[TheHatchetMan]

Ban asap...

Welcome btw.

I would flame but I cant be arsed atm.

I'll get back to you on that comment.

Btw I must have the times wrong in my settings because it is 3.53 here and says I posted at 2.00am roughly. There is no way I just spent 2 hours perving on your meet photos.

Thanks for the welcomes by the way.

[Phoenix]

Where does it say 2am 0_o

[TheHatchetMan]

says 2.20, clearly I just choose the wrong time settings!

[Phoenix]

Yeah. Says 3:20am on mine. :P

[TheHatchetMan]

awk well, nearly reached 2 pages which means I will appear cool when other people post here and look through all the intros!
Braaaaaaaaap.
You guys need a public chatbox by the way, always a good wee read going on it and seeing the convos which are going down.
By the way spammed up the pics thread, hope you enjoy.

[Centarius]

spam and i will ban you, annoy me and i will ban you, infact if you do anything other than bow down to any BsE member...i will ban you, feel free to flame non BsE though.

[TheHatchetMan]

So I am allowed to flame darren? Happy days!
I look forward to working together with yourself cent, I hope I don't let you down and follow all rules accordingly.
Thanks for what would be seen as a friendly welcome from yourself

[Betrayed]

Welcome, I recognise you from CG. But dude why BA? :P

They got fucking Brinklow haha :D

[TheHatchetMan]

Basically I don't play alot of socom and I am totally bored of every other game so thought I would give it a shot.
I made a post on cg asking if anybody fancied a few games and some BA guy said that he will try to get me in their clan.
Played a few games with them and been playing terrible as don't know maps or anything but they say if I practice with them a bit and get decent then I can play a few wars. Plus they have TheMassacre <3.
What clan you in for socom? Add me TheHatchetMan as I need socom buddys to get good :( My only experience is playing with Raiderz and Blood Angels alot, aint done anything else as game is shit playing alone.

[Betrayed]

I'm in ITZ atm as their only non-uk recruit. That's how good I am so they bend their rules lol. Nah I'm actually quite bad at SC atleast according to my Socom standards. I basically got in based on my rep from old Socoms lol.

Raiderz have always been alright to play with imo eventhough they aint exactly a very good clan but they are chill none the less. I will add you later on today since I need to play SC more since ITZ are mad about me never being on and only played one match :P

[TheHatchetMan]

Yeah poison-element lives near me so I started playing with him and then played with Raiderz through them. Although I was never able to get into the game properly as they just mainly go on for wars and I never really had anyone to party up with.
Yeah well I will probably play with you later when I get back from work at 10. Going to work at 6 so I will stop spamming your forums soon guys, get a 4 hour break, blame CG.

[Makaveli]

So I am allowed to flame darren? Happy days!
I look forward to working together with yourself cent, I hope I don't let you down and follow all rules accordingly.
Thanks for what would be seen as a friendly welcome from yourself

Your actually a bore :blink:

Hatchet to last more then a week... Thats if i direct the likes off Kinectic to this thread.

[TheHatchetMan]

I really am not going to waste my effort on you.
Direct kintetic etc.. accordingly.
My opinnions will stay the same whatever forum I am on, I am not going to alter my personality to make friends

[Makaveli]

For once i actually agree with you.

[Betrayed]

Kinetic is alright lol. Me and him got on well good on past Socoms. Until I joined BsE and he thought I was a scrub for going over to the fps side lol.

[XUnit]

Never heard of that dude.

Must be a total noob.



Oh, I notice how CG is dead. Will that mean we get to see the Falcon of Justice again soon?

[SteGxK]

Very nice intro ;) welcome. looks like you've already got round to flaming Darren.. NICE :)

[Makaveli]

Yea nice, but he says he wont do it as he know's he will lose in the end.. And tbh i dont really care cause once CG is back he'll more then likely not be back here.

[TheHatchetMan]

Darren at the end of the day, if I want to join a clan I will be realistic and join a clan for my ability.
I am not going to apply for particular clans like 10 times and get rejected (X-8), I am not going to suck up to certain clans on their forums (BsE) and even if you aren't applying to join, then why are you here? Yes I am here because CG is down and I am bored but I like the community and will continue to post.
You on the other hand just think you are Pr0Zor Haxx-- and you are trying to join clan based on licking their arse rather than being good.
Plus you are ugly and look like a whale.

[Betrayed]

Hatchet do you mind adding me on PSN? I just got home but watching a movie so can't really add people atm :P

[TheHatchetMan]

Will get to it now, just got 8 kills 4 deaths in SnD with a BP party and managed to get beat 4-0 still. BP down the shitter, thats why they recruited shit people like me lol (except v rally where I am the best ever).
I shall add you know and release some anger on socom where I spend most the time spectating

[Betrayed]

Haha ye I scratched watching the movie and going on Burnout with Pressure instead for the multiplayer trophies. So will accept the invite right away =)

What members do BP got nowadays? Didn't even know they had remade so fast :O

[TheHatchetMan]

chop chop and except bitch!
well same leaders; hellfire, alpha, panzer.
Then just randoms:

2 from L-W - jonnydalegend and gazman
1 from EF - MIC_FIN (reason I joined, always party with him so thought might aswell be in a clan with someone I play regulalrly alongside)
1 from HHR - II-Charlie-II

then the rest of them are just randoms to be honest. If it was a perfect world EF would still be here and I would join them, love them guys great craic to party up with espeically Mr_Wez.
As it stands though I am in BP, a team which really is struggling 0-4 on the 9th cod4 ladder lol.
SB was worser though, always just had the opinnion things would sort themselves out there. The leader also left a few days after me (think he was retiring more or less), and then another 2 members also followed me, and another one has also posted saying he is leaving (their best "new" player) although they are trying to keep him.
Not going to bore you but to keep things short and sweet, I came recruited about 6 or 7 decent players and organised around 30 wars in comparison to them having about 15 altogether on ps3. Despite doing all this I was still being told how I should operate things even though none of the leaders would bother to organise wars or recruit themselves, so yeah I applied for BP and when they found out I was kicked by one of their newly promoted leaders who never got along with me. Apparently there was then a big disagreement and things fucked up. Aww well they weren't benefiting me, I was doing more for them than what they were doing for me.

[Betrayed]

Oh so none of the old school (well Blood Pack old school) players are in BP anymore except the leaders? That's a shame really, can't see them lasting long then since it aint going to well and lack of members :(

And ye what ever happend to EF?

[TheHatchetMan]

Well EvilLenny was appointed leader as hiltron had no time.
So Lenny decided to move to 360, makeing the majority of the clan get xboxs, leaving those who didnt as sort of excluded. Things must not have worked out their and lenny decided he had no time for xbox and put everything to ray who has no experience of leading at all.
So things sort of fell apart and now hiltron is back but the whole thing is sort of fucked. Also Lenny has now came back to. I can imagine them coming back though as they all still play together quite a bit, although it will obviously be a weaker side as some members probably just wont come back

[Makaveli]

My dear man :/

I'm on these forums as i am good online m8s with a good few off BsE...

Bye.

[DuncRx7]

chop chop and except bitch!
well same leaders; hellfire, alpha, panzer.
Then just randoms:

2 from L-W - jonnydalegend and gazman
1 from EF - MIC_FIN (reason I joined, always party with him so thought might aswell be in a clan with someone I play regulalrly alongside)
1 from HHR - II-Charlie-II

then the rest of them are just randoms to be honest. If it was a perfect world EF would still be here and I would join them, love them guys great craic to party up with espeically Mr_Wez.
As it stands though I am in BP, a team which really is struggling 0-4 on the 9th cod4 ladder lol.
SB was worser though, always just had the opinnion things would sort themselves out there. The leader also left a few days after me (think he was retiring more or less), and then another 2 members also followed me, and another one has also posted saying he is leaving (their best "new" player) although they are trying to keep him.
Not going to bore you but to keep things short and sweet, I came recruited about 6 or 7 decent players and organised around 30 wars in comparison to them having about 15 altogether on ps3. Despite doing all this I was still being told how I should operate things even though none of the leaders would bother to organise wars or recruit themselves, so yeah I applied for BP and when they found out I was kicked by one of their newly promoted leaders who never got along with me. Apparently there was then a big disagreement and things fucked up. Aww well they weren't benefiting me, I was doing more for them than what they were doing for me.



Legends :laugh:
Good old ex clan m8s

[Diesel]

i here to apparently make it look pro.... lol

ill read the rest later.... but welcome to teh forums..... non bse bitching about each other on the forums is pretty much ftl

[DaMiaN18]

BP on CG.. Fail Epicly haha.

[TheHatchetMan]

Thanks, who are you? clan?

[DuncRx7]

BP are still a nice bunch of lads. . . you cant fault them on that
They aint what they use to be but they are still half decent

[DaMiaN18]

Nah i love BP lol..
Im just saying they are soo not wat they were haha.. I See BP and i used to be like fuck,, hard game coming.. Now its just not that.. And my mate plays for you lot too.. And that just shows that BP are on the all time low hahah
(No offence to BP or him ha) xx

[TheHatchetMan]

Still didn't answer my question :(

[Centarius]

My dear man :/

I'm on these forums as i am good online m8s with a good few off BsE...

Bye.

like who exactly?

[DaMiaN18]

Still didn't answer my question :(

my bad..
on CG im with DeV..
And on GB im with Everyone :) But mainly mates in real life and a few random ones from online..
Nothing serious though.

[Makaveli]

like who exactly?

Millo
Darbo
Eggy
Sam

Ther the ones i have always got on with the best and for the last 2/3 years.

Then i have just started getting on with Jimz, Legend, Diesal, Dwarff and Pingu.

Forgot Flux :p

[DaMiaN18]

Theyre just using you for the fun of it.
Ha :)

[Makaveli]

In all fairness.. Why would they have to use me? What would they gain lol.

[DaMiaN18]

BumSex .

[TheHatchetMan]

my bad..
on CG im with DeV..
And on GB im with Everyone :) But mainly mates in real life and a few random ones from online..
Nothing serious though.

DeV :/
DeV & WmD - 2 worst clans on CG. Just kids who break the law.

[DuncRx7]

:lol:
Hatchet who are you playing for on CG cod4 V2 ladder?

[TheHatchetMan]

Bp .

[DuncRx7]

Send us a challenge soon then :D

[ gR ] getRAPED

[TheHatchetMan]

Rmour has it the data centre has went down and CG dont have a backup either.
Roll on another 3 weeks without CG.

[SteGxK]

lololol.. what if CG is gone :P .. Forever

[DuncRx7]

ConsoleGaming will be back shortly.

[TheHatchetMan]

I just mixed 2 rumours I heard together.

[Betrayed]

lol another setback for CG if it's true :/

I'm in a clan called Pigeons or something who ever that is. Just took the first offer I got since I had to join a clan to be in the tournament.

[DuncRx7]

Erm. . .didnt they disband :lol:

[Betrayed]

Lol when? I joined them like a week before CG crashed if even that :P

[TheHatchetMan]

Yeah they did lol

[Betrayed]

The fuck guess I need to search for a new clan then lol.

[TheHatchetMan]

Congrats for passing your trial to join BP on the decerto ladder lol

[Betrayed]

Sure why not aslong they are ok with it. I just want some matches for MW2 :P

[TheHatchetMan]

Should be sweet, remember though you only passed your trial for cod4. No offence but we just don't think you have showed enough potential to join us for all games. lol

[DuncRx7]

lol

CHALLENGE GETRAPED hatchet ;)

I will not be ignored

[Diesel]

whenever me n n gta bump into any WmD in cod pubs they get raped n quit out...... cant believe they were top of one of the seasonal ladders..... shows the talent on cg.....

[gtafreak47]

If CG lose thier database again without backup, i bet johnny, Rjs and marco will all commit suicide lol. I can remember all the trouble we had to go through the last time it happened.

But they can't lose CG's layout and coding. Just the database that stores all the posts, ladder wins/losses, ect. As CG has a test site with all the orginal coding on it anyway, so they just copy and paste it over.

And yes, WmD do suck. I can remember when Bamj joined a game against us, it took him about 10mins to join the game because of his connection, then he blames diesel's host after he PSN quits out and me messaging him. Needless to say, the good old "1v1 challenge" was thrown down by him and laughed at by me.

[SteGxK]

Epic lulz, that Bamj guy joined a S&D with me and Tony, he continuously sprayed at tony so he beasted him lol, should of seen his knife fail on me lolol

[RoyalTony]

I dont remember peoples names on games unless there beasting, who is bamj?

[SteGxK]

You should remember, Crossfire, you shot 2 Bursts and killed 4 people, he was one of them

[Source]

The OP is awesome, I liek him. Welcome to the forums, and that Bamj guy sounds like a narcistic twat to me.

EDIT: Nah, I don't like him, he's a narcissistic cunt, tbh.

[Makaveli]

Lol Source.. Brillient.!

[TheHatchetMan]

Yes I love myself loads.

Darren see when you are finnished arse licking here, are you going to try and flame BsE on CG aswell? Like your feeble attempt to flame X-8?

[Makaveli]

Flame X-8? Nah, maybe if you read you'd notice i'm flaming Leon, not X-8.. Read > Post.

And no, why would i want to flame BsE? I know i have a slim chance off getting into BsE.. Just that most off them are sound and i enjoy playing/talking with them..

So bye once more.

[TheHatchetMan]

Post number 2 in thread:

"Looks like X-8 to be honest"

emmm

[Makaveli]

Yea, that isnt flaming.. Its called bait LOL..!!!!!

Oh my, your exactly what Source said you are in that other thread...

[Source]

Yes I love myself loads.

Darren see when you are finnished arse licking here, are you going to try and flame BsE on CG aswell? Like your feeble attempt to flame X-8?

Yes, and I bet you're the only one.

And, Hatchet, you seem to think that you automatically have some respect here just because you are on CG, but you don't, so get the fuck off your pedestal or fuck off.

[TheHatchetMan]

I'm disliked on CG. Hench "Hey I'm a cunt"

[Ninjizmo]

none of us go on cg because the sheer number of cunts. hence

[Makaveli]

Source you have XBL?

And Jimz, you fancy coming on L4D later?

[Source]

^^Yes, but I never play it.

[Makaveli]

I take it your gamertag is Source I?

And why not? :O You have L4D?

[SteGxK]

He never plays it because he has PS3
he is a keyboard whore

[Source]

I have a PS3? I didn't know that. : /

And I don't have L4D, I played on freaky friday (Steam promotion, I got to play it free for a day), and thought it was good, but it got boring after an hour, I don't have a clue how it got game of the year tbh.

And Steg, why call me a keyboard whore? You act like there's something wrong with not playing a console primarily.

[SteGxK]

oh shit i meant PC, and stop looking for ammo in everyone of my posts, if you're looking for an argument trust me i'll win

[Source]

I don't look for ammo, but when you post calling me a keyboard whore, what do you expect, idiot.

[Diesel]

cool
lets make peace not war

[Ninjizmo]

are you gay diesor

[SteGxK]

Source shut up you dick, you chat so much shit its unreal, why start an argument over nothing you nub.

[Source]

Source shut up you dick, you chat so much shit its unreal, why start an argument over nothing you nub.


When did I start an argument? You said that I look for ammo in your posts, I don't. You called me a keyboard whore (meaning you started the argument, I believe), and I said why did you say that, you act like it's a bad thing to play on PC. And you say I started an argument? And why did you call me a dick? Why must you revert to calling people a dick or a nub, grow the fuck up.

[SteGxK]

When i referred to you as a keyboard whore i was messing, i never had a reason to think you'd cry over it, you turned a joke into a dispute and did i say it was ever a bad thing to play PC? hmmm.. no i don't think i did, so you grow up.

[TheHatchetMan]

It was you who started the argument steg.
What pc games you play?

[SteGxK]

Who the fuck asked you?

[TheHatchetMan]

Nobody, please stay on topic.

[Source]

When i referred to you as a keyboard whore i was messing, i never had a reason to think you'd cry over it, you turned a joke into a dispute and did i say it was ever a bad thing to play PC? hmmm.. no i don't think i did, so you grow up.


1) How was I supposed to know you were messing?
2)I cried? Explain, please.
3)I turned a joke into a dispute? I asked you why you called me a keyboard whore, then you, somehow, though that I was looking for ammo in that post? Then you said that you would win an argument against me? I think that you're looking for ammo in my posts, tbh.
4) I now realize that saying you said playing PC was a bad thing was...putting words in your mouth, tbh. Sorry.
5)I said grow up because you reverted to calling me a dick, so it still stands, grow up.

[SteGxK]

Source you should've known because i've never had a disagreement with you before, By cried i meant you getting all angry and ammo hunting like you're on testosterone, me saying i'd win in an argument was a laugh but its true and then you started putting words in my mouth, and Hatchet stfu what topic is there to stay on you illiterate twat? go on explain..

[TheHatchetMan]

I'm the cunt here ok so stop spamming and flaming.
Lets all be friends :)
Its a gaming forum, nobody cares what others think of them.
Everyone needs to take posts like a pinch of salt. When I abuse people, I dont do it to try and annoy someone, I just like to take the piss.

[Source]

Source you should've known because i've never had a disagreement with you before, By cried i meant you getting all angry and ammo hunting like you're on testosterone, me saying i'd win in an argument was a laugh but its true and then you started putting words in my mouth, and Hatchet stfu what topic is there to stay on you illiterate twat? go on explain..

I got pissed off only because you said that I looked for ammo in your posts, and it seems that you use that as a random argument, so explain how I was "ammo hunting"? Yeah, I said you were acting like playing with a kayboard and mouse was bad, it was a ba choice of words, I said sorry...See, I can admit when I'm wrong, I can apologize to someone when I'm wrong, unlike a lot of people here who are guided by their massive ego.

Hatchet, IF there ever is a topic in any thread on these forums, it doesn't last long, and I play CSS and Crysis (Crysis mainly for the eye candy).

And on a finishing note, it's ironic how one of Stegs main arguments is that I was 'crying'...

[TheHatchetMan]

I got pissed off only because you said that I looked for ammo in your posts, and it seems that you use that as a random argument, so explain how I was "ammo hunting"? Yeah, I said you were acting like playing with a kayboard and mouse was bad, it was a ba choice of words, I said sorry...See, I can admit when I'm wrong, I can apologize to someone when I'm wrong, unlike a lot of people here who are guided by their massive ego.

Hatchet, IF there ever is a topic in any thread on these forums, it doesn't last long, and I play CSS and Crysis (Crysis mainly for the eye candy).

And on a finishing note, it's ironic how one of Stegs main arguments is that I was 'crying'...

Emm I only ever played BF2, BF2142, Guild Wars and a bit of COD

[Source]

I was thinking of getting BF2, is it still popular? I play CoD4 every now and then, but it's too easy (No, I'm not flexing me ego).

[TheHatchetMan]

lol I dont have cod4 it was cod1 i played on pc.
Went on bf2 the other day and there were still plenty of servers running and mine wasnt even the patched version. So still very active, much better than 2142

[Diesel]

steg.....whether u started this or not.....drop it now kk

[Centarius]

i;m a busy boy today, stop the spamming and if your gonna flame at least do it properly and say you raped his mum kk.